Archive for the 'Humor' category

Wanted: Selfish and Distracted Woman

My ideal woman would be reasonably hot and have a full time job and issues that keep her from trusting, loving, again etc. If she could be irrationally terrified of commitment, so much the better! If you have kids and/or elderly family that can distract you from me further, great! (craigslist) Via Anthologies of [...]

Barack Obama on Saturday Night Live

Some Light Humor

Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions. In protest, we will not allow articles displaying their logos to be worn, carried, or displayed (even if covered or masked in some way). [From [...]

Meyer Recalls Cooking Torches Due to Fire Hazard

Straight from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is a recall of a Meyer cooking torch because it is a fire hazard. Funny concept… a torch that can cause fire. Upon closer inspection however, the recall is because, “butane fuel can leak from the torch assembly near the nozzle, posing a fire hazard.” Still, is [...]

Colbert’s Audiobook #1 on iTunes

The other night on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, Stephen compared himself to Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama. Now instead of using “statistics” like people who think would do, Colbert trusted his gut and checked out the iTunes store. At the time, Colbert’s White House Press Corps speech was 5th in the Audiobook rankings [...]

Wikipedia takes the fun out of everything…

From the wikipedia article on rubber bands: Rubber bands can be used as projectiles. The easiest way of doing this is to place one end on the thumb or index finger and stretch the other with the opposite hand. When the latter end is let go, the band will release. Rubber band guns also [...]

Bus Seatmate

I had the most peculiar seatmate on the bus today. I’m sitting in a seat next to the window and this woman gets on with an armful of laundry and copies of blueprints. She stops next to me and I’m thinking, “Great, my stop is just three away and I’m going to have this woman [...]