Santa Cleared For Flight
Worry not children, Santa has been cleared by the U.S. Department of Transportation to fly around the United States on the night of December 24th.
He also told the department that his sleigh will be powered by eight tiny reindeer, with the addition of a possible ninth reindeer equipped with a special air navigation warning light in its nose, in the event of fog or heavy snow.
Finally, the applicant, aware of the department’s heightened security concerns, said that although he does not have a federal air marshal on board he has asked his lead reindeer, Rudolph, to stay especially alert.
Via Neatorama